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Sh*t My Agent Sells: The Art of Turning Instafads Into Tome-blrs (thepoliticker.observer)
Justin Halpern, right, with William Shatner.
If publishers could collage a portrait of their ideal consumer of novelty gift
books, it would probably look something like this: begin with a hapless urban
20-something whose life is “out of control” (_Fuck! I’m in My 20s_). She has
an iPhone and sends a lot of text messages (_Damn You, Autocorrect!_). She
continues to find the idea of the hipster amusing (_Stuff Hipsters Hate_,
_Look at this Fucking Hipster_, _Hipster Hitler_, _Hipster Puppies_). This
imagined reader thinks her parents are darling, whimsical creatures (_Dads Are
the Original Hipsters_; _My Mom, Style Icon_), worthy of affection on the
basis of their ineptitude, outdated tastes and bluntness (_When Parents Text_,
_Crap at My Parents’ House_, _Sh*t My Dad Says_).
Her sexual desire is infantilized (_Hot Guys and Baby Animals_, _Bangable
Dudes in History_) but it might be because her male counterparts (_Fuck Yeah
Menswear_, _Bike Snob_, _Total Frat Move_) fail to inspire lust, perhaps since
they favor lunch food to libidinous interactions (_Scanwiches_,
_Insanewiches_). She has a knowing love for old-timey things like thank you
notes (_ThxThxThx_) and used books (_Forgotten Bookmarks_). She cares about
grammar enough to make fun of people …
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